When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day, try this:
 
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.

Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.' Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: 'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!

 Now why did I open this post???...lol

But I had a really dirty job. Fromm 2002 to 2005, My husband worked for the Dept.Of Nat. Resources. I helped him.We picked up car-killed Deer laying on the roadside for 3 counties.In the winter it wasn't so bad, but the summer- EWWWWW! The deer decayed faster and they stank bad. Also the deer were loaded with maggots and beatles, blood and guts! I couldn't get the smell out of the clothes or my carpeting in the house. The smell? I put Vicks up my nose every day before we went to work, Coroner's Tip! But my heart broke when in the Spring, when we had to pick up the pregnant does which had been hit, with 2 or 3 babies laying on the road that never got the chance to live.

Oooooh, the horribleness of that is only exceeded by the sadness.  That is the winner for the dirtiest job.  The challenge is on - can anyone outdo rosebud07? 

yeh thats is true...well im ahppy i have a job..

thanks for posting this one!!

 yup, that helps

It doesn't really say that, does it?! 

rosebud07:

 Now why did I open this post???...lol

But I had a really dirty job. Fromm 2002 to 2005, My husband worked for the Dept.Of Nat. Resources. I helped him.We picked up car-killed Deer laying on the roadside for 3 counties.In the winter it wasn't so bad, but the summer- EWWWWW! The deer decayed faster and they stank bad. Also the deer were loaded with maggots and beatles, blood and guts! I couldn't get the smell out of the clothes or my carpeting in the house. The smell? I put Vicks up my nose every day before we went to work, Coroner's Tip! But my heart broke when in the Spring, when we had to pick up the pregnant does which had been hit, with 2 or 3 babies laying on the road that never got the chance to live.

I have always said when I would pass someone doing this that there is no way I would want to do that.

Bet you was glad when that ended

have you every seen the show "dirty jobs"..?...He did that job..(i mean road kill clean up of course, not thermometer tester...lol)...he gave a statistic about how many dead animals would be on the countries highways if there were not people like this doing this job....it was stagering....most people don't think of things when you're driving your car down the highway....by the way rose....thanks...and your husband too...for doing what you did....it is a difficult job and it takes a special person to do it.....

by the way i love that show...dirty jobs...lol

~karand

Funny joke but whats even more scary... the person doing that job must enjoy it if he or she is still doing it!!! LOL ....something else to think about. 

That would be a heck of a job rosebud07. 

I have watched that show many times karand, everything from him cleaning pig poop to patching holes in sewer walls.  It does make you think that there's always a worse job out there than your doing at the present. 

 Thank you Karand.

Brisky, I was glad when it was over! 3 years was 3 years too much for me. My husband picked up the job for work in the winter.

 It was funny to see the looks on the peoples faces when they drove by us. Or when we were sitting at a stop light on a 90 degree day! Now when we pass a dead deer on the road, we both are happy that we don't have to pick it up...lol